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Your AirPods Are Now FDA-Approved Eavesdropping Devices… I Mean, “Hearing Aids”! So, Apple’s decided your AirPods weren’t doing enough already. They weren’t just blasting your music, tracking your steps, and occasionally falling out of your ears – now, with the upcoming iOS 18.1 update, they’re getting FDA approval to be… hearing aids? That’s right, folks. […]
Apple’s Vision Pro Flops Harder Than My Stand-Up Career in the ’90s, Pivots to Spy Glasses and Earbuds Folks, it seems Apple’s $3,500 face computer, the “Vision Pro,” is about as popular as a root canal. Users are complaining it’s heavier than a Kardashian’s luggage, hotter than a laptop in July, and pricier than a […]
Apple’s Sneaky AirPods Update: They’re Beta Testing Your Ears (Probably)! So, Apple’s at it again, folks. They dropped a new “beta” firmware for the AirPods Pro 2, both the old-school Lightning connector and the fancy new USB-C versions. Now, what’s in this magical update? They ain’t sayin’. It’s a secret! But rumor has it, they’re […]
Apple’s AirPods Pro: Are They Still Worth It When the AirPods Pro 3 Are Looming? So, you’re itching for some new earbuds, are you? And you’ve got your eye on Apple’s AirPods Pro, those sleek little white pods that seem to be surgically attached to half the population’s ears. But hold on a minute! The […]
